Yesterday, I fell down the stairs not just once but twice at Elizabeth's playdate: My Smartwool socks must have had some special electrical property that repelled the fiber of the stair carpet. The second fall immediately succeeded the first: it was my very next step. Then I took my socks off and was able to use that staircase safely thereafter. So today, I've been taking it easy as the aches reverberate up and down my spine.
David has called me away from my rest and recuperation to see the April Fool's edition of LOCUS, in which this blog and I are featured. Enjoy: