Peter presented me with this beautiful monster this morning. I would like it to be eight feet tall. I would like to send it around to have discussions with several computers that have been giving me trouble this morning. I would like the monster to heft the computers over its head and throw them in the snow.
After the monster has made my displeasure known to our computers, I would like it to visit Adobe and find the person who decided OS X didn't really need Adobe Type Manager. I would like the monster to make this a long, leisurely visit. I would like it to take the time to make my displeasure entirely clear. The rest of this fantasy is not so specific, but I think I would definitely like the monster to visit the person at Apple who decided that OS X could do without proper font handling. And I think I would like the monster to go to Microsoft, too.
That's all for now.