Bill O'Rielly, August 16th, 2003:

Now, FOX News is striking back by putting the demonizers on notice that they will be held responsible when they violate trademarks or launch defamatory personal attacks on FOX personnel.

Judging from a quick Google search on fair and balanced in my fair and balanced opinion, it looks like FOX is guaranteeing full employment for America's lawyers. Unemployed attorneys, give FOX a call.